ok slow news day story : the cat has started pissing in the toaster.

what to do!?

of course! consult a pet psychic — and not just any pet psychic ok but ‘the uk’s go-to pet psychic’. you don’t have to move from the couch : you just send some pictures via whatsapp (and your credit card details i guess) and talk on zoom.

said the pet psychic: “it’s exactly the same as connecting to someone who’s passed. you don’t need to be in the same room.”
super handy!

long story short, the cat didn’t like their new maltipoo puppy.

could have saved some money there.